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ABOUT
BLOODY TIME Look out for Time Machine it's a new movie starring Guy Pearce (left) as inventor Alexander Hartegen who in 1890 invents a machine that propels him into the future. Expect plenty of up-to-the-minute special effects in this latest screen version co-directed by HG Wells' (the original writer) Great Grandson! More info as we have it... 
That's
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MAX'S
MOVIE NEWS This is our section dedicated to the world of movies. It's 100% FREE and it's written by our very own enigmatic movie guru, Max (not pictured) - check it out. Click Keanu (on the left) 
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WE'RE
OVERWORKED According to latest polls Brits are among the world's hardest working. We do an average 43.6 hours a week compared to 43.1 in the US. Unfortunately average UK wealth per head is just £16,085 compared to £25,538 in the US. The laid-back French do just 35 hours and the EU average is a refreshing 40.3. Frenetic Japanese do a staggering 47.3 hours work per week, but strangely have the highest life expectancy of 77.2 years.
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OH
NO - A SONG! Fat Reject and spacerUK favourite Rik Waller is bringing out a cover version single of Whitney Houston's awful - 'I will always love you'. There's also talk of a double A-side with 'Try a little tenderness', his first song on Pop Idol or with a song he composed himself. We'll have to wait and see.
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SLIP
INTO THESE We pride ourselves on bringing to your attention some of the best new gadgets around. We couldn't help but be tempted by these smooth-looking floor mops 'cleverly' disguised as slippers. Order your pair of Mop Slippers now on (+44) 0870 908 7030. Could be used for car waxing - though not advisable.
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BAD
KARMA The Ministry of Sound continues to jump on the spacerUK bandwagon with a new compilation album called 'The Karma Collection'. Sounds a bit like Calmer, d'you see?
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OOPS!: SPACERUK COCK-UPS It's not easy running a website. These are some of the errors we've made and some of the companies we've managed to upset. We'll be updating this every time we do it again. go >
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HAVE
YOU WON? The WINNER of our latest FREE BEER competition is Stella Sawyer (genuine name) from Romford, Essex. Get in touch if that name sounds remarkably familiar. Sorry if you missed out this time - but look out for our winners feature and FREE BISCUITS winner coming soon . Send your email here if you've won!
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