Here's your chance to be the envy of
SPECTRE and SMERSH operatives - access to the weapons
and gadgets that have driven them from business and
ensured the survival of their nemesis, British Secret
Agent James Bond.
The Science Museum in London's South Kensington is
currently exhibiting some of the movie gizzmos that
have kept fans enthralled over the years - and Q
actor, the late Desmond Llewellyn, in work.

Despite the supposed emphasis on science, it's all a
little tenuous. True, some of the early gadgets (007's
clunky pager in 1963's From Russia With Love) have
re-emerged in practical form. But it will be a while
before the underwater Lotus Esprit (from 1977's The
Spy Who Loved Me) is something you'd drive off the
ferry. No, the Science Museum was most likely used
because the nearby V&A was otherwise booked.
No matter. Ignore the half-hearted attempt to put the
films in context by showing us footage of the Cold War
at the start of the gallery tour. Don't bother with
the slightly silly test of your Bond knowledge, using
a swipe card and a push-button multiple choice quiz.
Instead feast your eyes on gadgets and vehicles from
your fave films.

First is the AcroJet from the pre-credits of
Octopussy, marvellously exhibited with widescreen
footage of the scene in question on a background
display. Interestingly, an early design of the jet
looks a sleeker and meaner model.
There's also the rather naff crocodile sub used in the
same film, and a small model of the underwater Lotus
earlier mentioned, mounted behind a glass screen.
Minor exhibits such as Rosa Klebb's spiked shoes and
Jaws' metal teeth are showcased in a splendid rogues'
gallery.
But of particular interest to Bond anoraks such as
myself are some of the early storyboards - scenes laid
out as a director's guide before filming begins. Some
of them never made it to the final film due to
budgetary restrictions. There's an aerial action scene
in GoldenEye, intended for when Brosnan's Bond scours
Cuba by plane to find the villain's underwater base.
From the pre-credits of the same film, Bond's freefall
into a plumetting light aircraft - highly ludicrous in
the finished cut - looks quite plausible in storyboard
form. The reason? It's set out from Bond's point of
view, with less emphasis on the long shot that shows
our man mysteriously catching the plane up by means of
daft computer jiggery-pokery.

Snippets from the films blare out of speakers as you
look at some of the rare film posters. A Thailand
print of Octopussy, designed by Renato Casara, is
chaotic and wonderful while an early poster of OHMSS
shows Bond as a kind of mod type.
Along with memorable vehicles from the series Ð the
classic Aston Martin DB5 for instance, you can read up
on reviews of Bond over the years. Newsnight
Review's Mark Lawson explains how Bond was a
'consoling fantasy' by creator Ian Fleming, in
reaction to the betrayal of Philby, Burgess and
McLean. Bond's opponent in the first book, Casino
Royale, a French traitor and a Russian double agent,
represented 'a perfect collision of British prejudices
between the second world war and the cold war.' Lawson
also argues that Fleming's world owed something to
Aldous Huxley and H. G. Welles, anticipating the
oddball millionaire who becomes more powerful than any
government.
All the very interesting, but for sheer visual fun,
the best is saved for last. On display are vehicles
including the new Aston Martin Vanquish from Die
Another Day, Golfinger's yellow Rolls Royce, a model
of the helicopter from the pre-credits of For Your
Eyes Only, the Q boat that raced along the Thames in
The World Is Not Enough and other, smaller nick nacks.
To paraphrase from Austin Powers, SPECTRE would love
to get their hands on these lucky charms.