"The Top 50 Timewasters!"

"The Top 50 Timewasters!"

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SpacerUK presents...

SUK IT / Issue 26 / 03.10.2002 / Every other Thursday /
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http://www.spaceruk.com
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> Top 50 Timewasters
> Chris Moyles Gallery
> Automatic vacuum cleaner
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Current news and exclusive features for lazy people
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>>>>> OUR TOP 50 TIMEWASTERS! <<<<<

We are 2 years old this week and to celebrate we've compiled our 50 favourite games, tests, links and quizzes - in one handy list. If you enjoy it please tell as many people as possible. Cheers, Guv...

http://www.spaceruk.com/links/timewasters

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We need you as a new recuit. We've got interviews in the pipeline and need help compiling them. If you'd like to be involved introduce yourself... emailus@spaceruk.com
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>>>>> NEW CHRIS MOYLES GALLERY <<<<<

If you liked our Waller gallery - you'll love this. We've created the 'Chris Moyles Thought Bubble Contest'. Yep, you leave a caption and the FUNNIEST is added to Chris' bubble. He's the 'star' of channel 5 and in his honour and honour of the channel 5 adverts here it is!

http://www.spaceruk.com/gallery/moyles

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The Website of the brilliant Web-User magazine has featured our Rik Waller T-Shirt Caption Contest. Thanks you lot!

http://www.web-user.co.uk/news/article/?afw_
source_key={380C2EF3-FABB-43AD-92B9-AC9957AE8D12}
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>>>>> NEW VACUUM CLEANER <<<<<

A NEW vacuum cleaner called Rumba 'sees' its way around your front room - which means you don't have to be there. Unfortunately can't do corners - it's round you see - d'oh. Rumour abound that Dyson are getting in on the act soon. Costs $200. Runs for an hour. Prone to getting caught under low sofas.

http://www.spaceruk.com/lazytalk/index.php?action=
vthread&forum=1&topic=114

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Reader Links Of The Week
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World Of Badger
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This lovely site was shortlisted for The Guardian Weblog competition. In our opinion this was the funniest entry. 'I'm always attracted by the word lazy' Webmaster Dave tells us. Couldn't agree more.
http://www.outofthetrees.co.uk/badger

Gadgets UK
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The newest member of our lazy webring. We particularly like the Top Trumps cards. Fantastic old school fun. If only they'd send us a freebie of the simpsons set. Cool.
http://www.gadgetsuk.com/games.htm

Sort your life out
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These lovely people are offering to sort out your life. Enter friends and families birthdays and general important dates - and they'll send you a reminder via email! So simple. They probably get something out of it as well - but that's the chance you take.
http://www.lifeisbusy.com

Top 50 Timewasters
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Psst. Pass it on.
http://www.spaceruk.com/links/timewasters

Lazylinks
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You could feature on this newsletter and on spacerUK by submitting your site here. We'll be in touch. Cheers!
http://www.lazylinks.co.uk

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Mark's crap joke corner
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A man and woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you cold possibly pass me another blanket". The man leans out, and with a glint in his eye says, "I've got a better idea, let's pretend you're my wife". "Why not?" giggles the woman. "Good", he replies, "get your own fucking blanket!"

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'I feel for Rik Waller because he has never seen his penis. Maybe I should show him mine.'
- Avid Merrion, Bo Selecta!
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'My work ethic is do the bare minimum and then complain you are over-worked.'
- Ricky Gervais aka David Brent

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