*** movies,
gadgets and er, sheep ***
SUK IT - 7
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The Movies and Gadgets Edition
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Wednesday 14 November 2001
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http://www.spaceruk.com
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"I've never really understood chill-out" Mark Ellen, ex-editor-in-chief
of Arena. Oh dear.
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this issue:
> Robot Bores
> Movie News
> Sheep
> Bikes
> Exercise
> Sexy pic of my arse*
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*** All Metal, All Singing, All Crap ***
No friends, no life? You need a 'not so furry' friend. Can't be bothered to walk the dog? Fed up with feeding the cat and remembering you've even got one? Britain has become metal robot crazy. These really do exist - unfortunately.
Silver-effect
Robots 2001 - the full list
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> Cyber Dog ll 'it really walks' should be 'it really annoys'
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> Poo-Chi 'it barks' should be 'it poos on your cheap nylon sheets'
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> Big Scratch and Lil' Scratch 'when Cyber flea annoys him he scratches
it off' should be 'you can scratch his eyes out'
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> Dot-Bots 'interact with each other' should be 'blow each other up'
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> Dog.com 'over 700 phrases' should be 'communicates better than you'
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> i-cybie 'dog with artificial intelligence' should be 'a circuit board
and silver plastic for over £100'
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> G-25 Robot 'gripper arms' should be 'rip off his arms'
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> My Pal 2000 'He loves to play games' should be 'he loves to vacuum'
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> Zudes 'Each has his own personality' should be 'better personality than
you'
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> Rad lll 'fires missiles' should be 'teaches war'
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> IR-V 'tells jokes' should be 'you thought Jim Davidson was bad'
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> Robo - baby 'includes virtual nappy change' should be 'includes off
button'
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> Meow-Chi 'sings 8 songs' should be '8 reasons you'd wished you'd bought
a real cat'
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> Insectobots 'Eyes light up' should be 'set light to it'
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> Cyber Spider 'has a heartbeat sound' should be 'naff sound device'
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> Bionotec Panther 'you'll never know what mood he'll be in when he wakes
up' should be 'he never wakes up'
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> Mousies 'they race and Sumo Wrestle' should be 'they're pointless'
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> Rumble Bots 'fighting Robots' should be 'fight until they no longer
work'
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> Teksta Dinosaur 'Battle Robots' should be 'failed auditions for Robot
Wars'
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> Dino-Chi T-Rex 'Walks, stomps and roars' should be 'batteries run out
quickly'
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> DJ Johnny Bot 'Karaoke Machine' should be 'wants to be in on this robot
thing too'
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LATEST NEWS
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*** Movie
News Announcements ***
Star Wars Episode ll release date. Buy your sleeping bags, heat up your
flask, the new movie is out in the UK soon - May 16, 2002 to be precise.
Celebrity site Mr.Showbiz has closed down
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Sheep have a memory - it's official! Mad scientists have studied them
by holding up pictures of crusty farmers and fellow sheep they knew up
to two years ago. Images they recognise created a response in their brains
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Look out for the all new lazy man's favourite bike. Lightweight and with
a small battery fitted for those gruelling up-hill climbs. Costs just
£695
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Bored scientists in America have discovered that just thinking about exercise
can improve muscle strength
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