[SUKIT] issue 37 * Crap Jokes Special!
* Doctor
Who Returns
* First With The News
* Crap Jokes Special
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SpacerUK presents...
SUK IT / Issue
37 / 20.3.2003 / Every other Thursday /
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DR WHO RETURNS TO TV <<<
Dr Who is to return to TV after 14 years. The team behind award-winning dark comedy 'The League Of Gentleman' will front the show.
Following talks with senior BBC executives, scripts have already been written. The Doctor will be played by Mark Gatiss - a lifelong fan of the cult show. The rest of the League will appear as villians. We can't wait, can you? This is just the kind of sinister edge the Doctor needs...
http://www.spaceruk.com/lazytalk/index.php?
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BRILLIANT MOVIE WEBSITE: Every so often something comes along that
is just so brilliant, and often, so simple. Brian Kirk and Jim Balquist
have compiled film pics one after another with the main characters photoshopped
out to look like the 'invisible man'... "This site represents a lot of
work and a lot of fun. We hope you enjoy it." says designer Brian. We
do. Absolutely Classic. Look out for our in-depth interview coming soon.
http://www.spaceruk.com/links/link.php?id=119
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SpacerUK - first with the news!
On spacerUK over the past few weeks we told you about:
The Popkult American Slang Page - before FHM (thanks, Ray) , Celebrity Defacer - before B3ta (thanks, Scott), A Quarter Of - Before the Daily Mirror (thanks Toonlist Guy)... and a host of other links and titbits before the competition did!
"You seem to be doing well at discovering sites shortly before they become widely known. I was intrigued by the Dr Who story as well. That would be fantastic if it came together. I'll keep popping in from time to time!" best wishes, Sean (at Wild Mood Swings)
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Some more reader feedback, thanks y'all... "I found out about you through
'The Friday Thing'. You have the best timewasters on the web, and I like
to catch up on the whole vintage chocolate saga. Your links are probably
responsible for all my late essays and generally shitty performance in
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>>> LAZY SEARCH GOES GLOBAL <<
A couple of months ago we started a campaign in association with ITV for Britains laziest bloke. Now the search for a lazy person goes global. Whoever and wherever you are, we want you. Here's our latest entertaining response:
I'm that lazy I got my missus to write this while she was making dinner, as well as changing channels on the TV for me." - Thanks, Steve.
Here's a note to you that we just received from our mate Jessica at ITV:
"Filming has gone well - finally found three good lazy blokes but sadly none through Spacer UK (no one I followed up got back to me!). The film will be finished sometime in April and we have had no news from ITV of a transmission date. Will keep you posted."
Well done
once more fine readers, your laziness knows no bounds. Read some more
fine responses and add your own in our search for the WORLD'S laziest
person!
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We are (very slowly) compiling a feature on old school gadgets.
http://www.spaceruk.com/lazytalk/index.php?
action=vthread&forum=6&topic=359
Don't miss
the new TV program tonight about comfort foods, 8.30pm, BBC2. It's hosted
by Johnny Vegas. What's your favourite food?
http://www.spaceruk.com/lazytalk/index.php?
action=vtopic&forum=9
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Reader's Links Of The Week
- Edited By The Gif
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Scary
Or Not
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You decide whether these clowns are scary.
http://www.spaceruk.com/links/link.php?id=118
Old TV
Adverts
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Great archive of old UK adverts.
http://www.spaceruk.com/links/link.php?id=116
Cute Games
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Twiddly site with some cute games, found by yourmywifenowDave
http://www.spaceruk.com/links/link.php?id=104
Things
Shoved Through Toast
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A true waste of time, we salute you!
http://www.spaceruk.com/links/link.php?id=113
Search
Sites By Mood
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Search the web based on how your feel. Good idea.
http://www.spaceruk.com/links/link.php?id=110
Website
Translator
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Brilliant. Translate any website into a different dialect. Jive, Cockney,
Swedish Chef, Moron... out loud chuckle for this one. - found by Neil
http://www.spaceruk.com/links/link.php?id=106
Rate these links, comment on them and send yours in here...
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Mark's Crap Joke Corner Special!
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Some absolutely dreadful doctor, doctor jokes. Let out an orgasmic groan right now.
Doctor, Doctor
I feel like a pair of curtains.
Well pull yourself together then
Doctor, Doctor,
everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!
Doctor,
Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.
One at a time please
Doctor,
Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tents.
Doctor, Doctor
I keep thinking I’m invisible.
Who said that?
Doctor, Doctor
My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
Doctor, Doctor,
I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
Doctor, Doctor
I've lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
Doctor,
Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Send in
your crap jokes to the lazy chat forum. Thanks, laughing boy (or girl)
http://www.spaceruk.com/lazytalk/index.php?
action=vtopic&forum=6
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Follow ups...
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