[SUKIT] issue 32 * Happy New Year

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SpacerUK presents...

SUK IT
SUK IT / Issue 32 / 9.2.2003 / Every other Thursday /
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>>>>> THANK YOU FROM SPACER UK <<<<<

We hope you had a good christmas and we wish you a very lazy new year! This is our fourth year of continuous service, and we're grateful for your support. As a goodwill gesture we've made you a really sweet e-card to send to your friends...

http://www.spaceruk.com/shop/ecard/index.php?picture=
http://www.spaceruk.com/news/thankyou.jpg

 

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Rik Waller is scheduled to release an album in May this year, written by ex-Take That star Gary Barlow. Gruesome. Big Rik has received over 250 witty captions so far on his chest.

http://www.spaceruk.com/features/rik
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>>>>> WOMAN NEEDS BIGGER BREASTS <<<<<

Michel, 24 has set up a website to receive sponsorship towards bigger breasts. Yes, you read it right.

http://www.giveboobs.com/

 

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You'll be fascinated to know that the spacerUK shop is not accepting payments at present. We have discovered an alternative to Worldpay and will be introducing the new system soon. Boring, we know.

http://www.paypal.com
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Meanwhile, if you want to give up smoking and don't mind spending around fiver, we can't recommend this book enough - and no, it's not just a cheeky way for us to make a wopping 25p...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/
ASIN/0140277633/spaceruk-21

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>>>>> YOUR NOSTALGIC SWEETS LIST! <<<<<

With your help we've updated our list of old-school sweets and crisps. It's becoming a great read!

http://www.spaceruk.com/features/sweets/list.html

Also, this extract from Stevie on the spacerUK forum (about cigarette sweets) caught our attention...

"Extraordinary that until quite recently it was not thought to be dodgy to give little kiddies miniature fags so that they could emulate mummy & daddy by pretending to puff on them. Of course they are still sold by Bassetts as 'Candy Sticks' - without the crucial red glow on one end. It would be interesting to know what year it was that Bassetts became politically correct. Anyone know? I tried some fairly recently & they are indeed tasty. A bit of a vanilla vibe going on. Noticeably they are still sold packaged up in a box like fags & still have a collectible card which again originally mimicked real fag packets. Similarly I recollect packs of chocolate cigarettes which, by trial and error, the child would discover that the paper wrapping of the sticks was not edible. Happy days."

http://www.spaceruk.com/lazytalk/index.php?
action=vthread&forum=5&topic=227

 

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Reader's Links Of The Week
- stuff sent in by you
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Grab A Meal
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"Lists over 23,500 restaurants through out the UK, Includes, reviews, maps, curry guide and booking service via our partners sites." Thanks Joanne!
http://www.grabameal.co.uk

Tribute Bands
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Andy wrote "Some really good tribute bands are on this site plus lookalikes of all the big names in sport music and movies." Why this was sent to spacerUK we'll never know - but thanks anyway.
http://www.tributeagency.info

Mad Kane
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"Madeleine Kane's humor columns, song parodies, and news spoofs about the Net, marriage, computers, cars, money, privacy, work, politics, and other aggravations. Her satirical Dubya's Dayly Diary was named USATODAY.com's Fun Site of the Week." Thanks for sending in your site, Mad Kane.
http://www.madkane.com

Funny Visual Trick
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Entertaining beer goggles thingy. Thanks to Desney
http://www.spaceruk.com/news/beergoggles.gif

Send it in!
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http://www.lazylinks.co.uk

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Mark's Crap Joke Corner
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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

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