[SUKIT] issue 31 * Exclusive Santa Interview!
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SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EDITION
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31 / 31.12.2002 / Every other Thursday /
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> Exclusive Santa Interview
> Christmas TV Guide
> Top Christmas Links
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Current news and exclusive features for lazy people
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>>>>> EXCLUSIVE SANTA INTERVIEW <<<<<
It's our favourite time of year, lounging in front of the TV, stuffing ourselves silly and waiting for presents. We've managed to secure an exclusive interview with the world's laziest man - Mr. Santa Claus himself!
http://www.spaceruk.com/news/santas.gif
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WORLD RECORD TV VIEWING: Four blokes have beaten the world record
for continuously viewing the box without a break - for a total 188 hours!
"These guys are living proof that ordinary people can do quite extraordinary
things." says the contest organiser from 24 hour cable channel CNX. It
would be more interesting to see how long we can spend NOT watching TV...
http://www.spaceruk.com/lazytalk/index.php?
action=vthread&forum=1&topic=213
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>>>>> CHRISTMAS TV TOP FIVE! <<<<<
Get yourself a nice beer, a warm comfy sofa and brew a fresh fart. Here's our handy print out and keep guide to the best Christmas TV!
// CRUISE
OF THE GODS
Steve Coogan plays a past-it actor from a cult sci-fi series, and ends
up on a cruise ship convention with his 'off their rockers' fans. Can't
wait 'til Monday for your Coogan fix? - you could always hire an Alan
Partridge lookalike...
http://www.pratents.co.uk/
Monday 23 December, BBC2, 9PM
// FAMILY
MISFORTUNES
View classic Gaffes from the equally classic game show. Here's a selection
of them now...
http://www.avolites.com/jokes/family-fortunes.htm
Christmas
Eve, ITV1, 5.15PM
// THE 100 GREATEST FILMS
Graham Norton hosts a 2-part countdown of the nation's favourite films.
Meanwhile, here's the AFI (American Film Institute) Top 100...
http://www.ravecentral.com/afi.html
Saturday 28 December/Sunday 29 December, Channel 4, 9PM
// TOP
TEN ANNOYING RECORDS
The most irritating records ever made. Here's 100 of them to get you in
the mood...
http://www.xemu.com/worst.htm
Monday 30 December, Channel 4, 10.15PM
// BRITAIN'S
BRAINIEST KIDS 2002
These smug gits make compulsive viewing for quiz fans. Put to shame by
a ten-year-old. Here's a selection of the very WORST school puns...
http://www.schooljokes.com/puns/index.shtml
New Year's Eve, ITV1, 6PM
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DIGITAL TV GUIDE: Save money this christmas and convert to a digital
TV box. Here's our very useful guide to what's on the market, how much
they cost and the features they offer...
http://www.spaceruk.com/easylife
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BORED? HERE'S SEVEN FUN CHRISTMAS LINKS! <<<<<<<
Which celebrity
is behind the santa mask?
http://www.rancidass.com/secretsanta.php
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Throw snowballs at D-list celebs - sent in by Ian
http://www.mcmserver.co.uk/snowballs
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Christmas is cancelled - sent in by Max
http://www.mcmorran.org/xmas/
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Get Father
Christmas Drunk...
http://www.rancon.co.uk/sober/index.html
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Santa Ski-Jump - sent in by Mark (at whatwindsmeup)
http://www.miniclip.com/skijump.htm
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Santa Sledding
http://www.miniclip.com/sledding.htm
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Make Santa Dance
http://nogen.ecards.hallmark.com/Website/Images/Greetings/
nfz1482/nfz1482.swf?type=swf&message=Happy+Xmas+Everyone"
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The Campaign For A Real Christmas Number One
http://www.thefridaything.co.uk/slapwaterman/
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Send in your shite here...
http://www.lazylinks.co.uk
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Mark's Christmas Crap Joke Corner
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>>>>> Things you can ONLY say at Christmas <<<<<
1 I prefer
breasts to legs
2 Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
3 Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4 If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5 I've never seen a better spread!
6 I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
7 Are you ready for seconds yet?
8 It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9 Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
1 0 Don't play with your meat
11 Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go
12 Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once
13 I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14 You still have a little bit on your chin
15 How long will it take after you put it in?
16 You'll know it's ready when it pops up
17 Just pull the end and wait for the bang
18 That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19 I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20 Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
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Reader's Top 5 Christmas Gift Ideas!
http://www.spaceruk.com/features/top5/christmas.php
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