*** celebrities first jobs ***
SUK IT - 3
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the WEEKLY(ish) newsletter from spacerUK
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Friday 7 September 2001
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This week's lazy sound-bites
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*** first jobs of the rich and famous ***
We asked you in an earlier addition of spacerUK if you knew the first jobs of the following celebs. So here goes...
Mick Jagger was a porter at a mental hospital
Michael Douglas was a petrol pump attendant
Jon Bon Jovi was a christmas decoration-maker
Plus, did you know that Sting was a filing clerk with the Inland Revenue and Ozzy Osbourne was a slaughterhouse labourer?
There's hope for you yet!
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To truly taste the spacerUK life you need to be super rich. In her new
book even Posh Spice quakes at the immense riches of Donatella Versace...
we're not jealous
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SURVEY MADNESS
Glasgow has recently been named the UK's fattest city according to a popular men's fitness magazine. Well done.
In yet another survey smokers have been singled out as being the laziest and least productive workers... mmm.... now where did you put those matches?
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Due to complaints about the blandness of spacerUK we have created a customisable
nav bar - choose between purple and grey. We spoil you.
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*** seven visual puzzles ***
You've probably seen these visual tricks before but they're so good we've put them online anyway. Go to http://www.spaceruk.com and click on features. Thanks to Steve.
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They have a new law in Japan - if you die from overwork your boss goes
to jail
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