[SUKIT] issue 20 * fast food, football and... a crap joke
SUK IT - 20
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spacerUK, the lazy person's i-mag
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20 June 2002
Every other Thursday
http://www.spaceruk.com
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current news and exclusive features
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the McDonalds edition
> McDonalds wedding
> Star Wars viewpoint
> Tooth Radio
> CD's maybe replaced
> J-Lo Superhero
> Harry Potter news
> Viagra viewpoint
> Thingy of the day
> Noel Gallagher
> Regular bits
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Come on England! Here's a pic of the Brazilian football team...
// http://www.spaceruk.com/news/brazil.jpg
(thanks, Gary)
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::: MARRIED IN McDONALDS, YUK :::
Last edition it was pub in a garage, now it's married in a McDonalds!
After marrying at the local registry office Maria and Ray headed for their favourite joint. The employees first met at the Northumberland McDonalds three years previous...
Swathed in a gold dress with a bouquet of beautiful Lillies Maria, husband Ray and the two bridesmaids chomped there way through a hefty £27.50 of deep fried heaven.
Ray, 37 said" I first suggested McDonald's as a joke... But it was a fantastic wedding feast. The cake was extra special - a three-tier McFlurry specially made for us."
How sweet. I Mcdoodle do.
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STAR WARS... After the release of Star Wars III there's bound to be Cinema
Screenings of all six films back to back. Which would amount to about
20 hours of viewing. Hard work for even the most ardent of fans. As a
solution perhaps Lucas Films could cut a special three hour version of
all the films clipped together back to back. Not a bad idea for more money
spinning concept, eh? - but is it sacrilege or would it work? You decide
// http://www.spaceruk.com/lazytalk.html
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::: TOOTH RADIO :::
Technology scientists have developed a small transistor radio that can be fitted into a single false tooth. Signals are transmitted directly to the tooth owner and are sent internally with vibrations to the ear canal - no interference and no chance of anyone else hearing.
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'Unfortunately, I do not make much use of it myself because of inbred
laziness' - Russia's President Putin talks about the internet. (it's an
oldie, but a goldie)
// http://news.bbc.co.uk/low/english/world/europe/newsid_1205000/1205932.stm
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::: THE END OF THE CD? NO, REALLY :::
The size of a 50 pence piece this could finally be the thing that replaces the 'never much loved' Compact Disc. It can comfortably hold 11 albums and/or games, videos and interviews. It's pirate proof (at the moment) so you can't copy it on to your computer. Several big name artists have already signed up to appear on the new format. You heard about it here first (maybe).
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McDonalds again: Our favourite High Street eye sore has been sued for
$6 million dollars. They forget to mention to furious Vegetarians that
Beef extract is used for cooking their Fries.
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::: NO BUTTS, SHE'S THE GREATEST :::
Jenifer Lopez has been lined up to play a psychiatrist in a new movie called 'Shrink'. The comedy is set in a world populated by Marvel comicbook Superheroes. They need J-Lo to help sort out their confused existence.
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McDonalds again: Popular burger chains are due to have written disclaimers
warning customers about the food they serve. They are increasingly worried
that obese Americans (who often eat a big mac a day) will sue them in
years to come for causing a heart attack. This follows an example set
by cigarette manufacturers. Tut, tut.
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::: ARE YOU POTTY ABOUT HARRY? :::
The trailer for the new Harry Potter Movie finally goes online. Fans will know that Hogwarts School is filmed on location at Alnwick Castle - you can pay a visit to the official website below, and here's a link to the trailer as well...
// http://www.alnwickcastle.com
// http://harrypotter.warnerbros.co.uk/
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Viagra viewpoint: The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures
should be more fully considered. Over the past few years, more money has
been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's
research. It is believed that by the year 2003 there will be a large elderly
population wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't
remember what they are supposed to do with them.
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::: THINGY OF THE DAY ::::
Now there's no excuse to be bored during the week with our new 'thingy of the day'. You'll find it on the spacerUK homepage. Every day we bring you a new up-to-the-minute snippetty thingamigig to keep you amused for 7.09 seconds or more! 'thingy of the day' - more fun than a jog in the park
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And finally, Oasis' Noel Gallagher has been spouting off again... 'I can
separate the music from the person behind it. I like John Lennon's music,
but I think he was probably one of the biggest a***holes to strap on a
guitar. I like McCartney's music, but he was a bona fide a***hole, and
still is. I like Keith Richards' music and he's a f***king knob-head.
So, I can separate the two things.'
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G U L A R B I T S
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Recommended links of the week...
Create your
own virtual body, it really works!
// http://www.mvm.com
Buy nude clothing
// http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/
Send cards
to your loved ones - automatically
// http://www.sharpcards.com
Use this
(soon to be improved) site to tell us your favourite link
//http://www.lazylinks.co.uk
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Mark's crap joke corner...
Waiter, what is this stuff?
That's bean salad Sir.
I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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