[SUKIT] issue 18 * Celebrity Hang-outs
SUK IT - 18
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spacerUK, the lazy person's i-mag
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23 May 2002
Every other Thursday
http://www.spaceruk.com
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current news and exclusive features
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the beer edition
> Big Rik
> Remote Control
> Beer Vs Food
> Likely Lads
> Celebrity business
> Mobiles
> New prize!
> Eurovision
> Regular bits
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"I've done it all over the years, I just can't remember any of it." -
Ozzy Osbourne (Sunday at 10pm on MTV UK)
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::: GO ON RIK, MY SON! :::
Big Rik is due to perform a concert for British Troops in Afghanistan - but they're not too keen on the idea. They've complained so much that Jim Davidson has threatened to come down instead - that should shut them up. Go on Rik! Anyone who sticks two fingers up at the pop industry and aims for recognition above just their looks is fine by us... so there! Either way, you can take the piss here...
// http://www.spaceruk.com/features/rik/rik.html
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A sexist remote control. Thanks to Max...
//http://www.spaceruk.com/news/remote.jpg
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::: BEER OR FOOD, FOOD OR BEER..? :::
If you're watching the World Cup you'll probably be drinking a beer or should you be eating crisps, or both? So how bad is alcohol for you compared to sweets and other yummy things... find out in our vaguely interesting chart...
Pint of Scrumpy Jack = 1 Jam-filled doughnut (256 calories)
Pint of Guinness = 1 Cadbury's Crunchie (200 calories)
Pint of Standard Beer = Mini pork pie (170 calories)
Glass of Wine = 1 pack of Monster Munch (104 calories)
Small Sherry = half a Chicken Royale (149 calories)
Pint of Special Brew = All-day breakfast sandwich (345 calories)
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ITV bosses have given the go ahead for a brand new series of The Likely
Lads.... starring Ant and Dec again...
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::: CELEBRITY HANG-OUTS :::
Next time you go out in London, you may want to check out some of the cool places the celebrities own...
Robert De
Niro
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Partner in Nobu, the ultra-fashionable Japanese restaurant in Mayfair's
Metropolitan Hotel
Steve Martin
and Paul Simon
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This duo have shares in 'Groucho' - the famous private member's club in
London's Soho
Robbie Williams
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Robbie is a partner in 'Century', a plush private members club in the
heart of London's West End
Chris Evans
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Partner in this multi-million pound gymnasium and health-spa yards from
Piccadilly Circus. It's named 'Third Space' and is a surprising choice
of business for such a lazy bum (only joking)
Johnny Depp
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Hoping to open a London branch of Man Ray in Trafalger Square later this
year. It will be based on his successful Paris restaurant
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The UK's gone mobile phone crazy with throwaway and paper versions in
the pipeline. We hate to be all hippy on you, but surely we should be
concentrating on recycling these and other 'non-renewable' products...
//http://www.hop-on.com
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::: £15 LEISURE VOUCHER UP FOR GRABS! :::
It's our NEW really easy competition. We are offering one lucky reader the chance to win a fantastic leisure voucher to spend in Victoria Wine, Wine Rack, Bottoms Up and loads of other great places... This prize is a big thanks to everyone that has been involved on spacerUK so far. We are offering this gift to the best submission on our new lazytalk FORUM between now and July 30, 2002. However small your taking part you could be in with a chance to win this fantastic £15 leisure voucher. Simply click below to enter... Good luck!
//http://www.spaceruk.com/lazytalk/beer.html
The winner of our generous free biscuits competition was informed just yesterday... We'll let you know more soon!
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Eurovision! It's a load of old crap, but still worth a look - if only
to have a laugh at the bands and their dodgy voting systems. Check out
old fogey Terry Wogan's never changing haircut when he presents the show
this Saturday at 8pm on BBC1... even spruce it up with this special drinking
game... //http://www.cowgate.demon.co.uk/mit/drinking/eurovision.html
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R E G U L A R B I T S
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Recommended links of the week...
Are you a
Dickhead? Try this test...
// http://www.spaceruk.com/news/DickheadTest.htm
Also try
this Quiz...
// http://www.spaceruk.com/news/Quiz2.htm
Get your
arse kicked, courtesy of E-bay (thanks Neil)...
// http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm
These really
are nice games...
// http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/
Very neat,
intuitive pop quizzes...
// http://www.theultimatepopquiz.co.uk/
Use this
link to tell us your favourite site, and it could show up here. Lucky
you.
//http://www.lazylinks.co.uk
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Mark's crap joke corner...
Man: Doctor,
I can't stop singing, The Green, Green Grass Of Home. Can you help me?
Doctor: Ah yes, you appear to be suffering from Tom Jones Syndrome
Man: Is it rare?
Doctor: Well... it's not unusual
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