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SUK IT - 14
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spacerUK, the lazy person's i-mag
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http://www.spaceruk.com/homeagain.html
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current news and exclusive features
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Every other Thursday
28 March 2002
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the nostalgia edition
> Skinny gallery
> Easter Bunny
> Old-school sweets
> Willy Wonka
> Drew Curtis
> WIN a dotclock!
> Weird Sex
> Regular bits
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"Life is Hell, yes. But very interesting" - Dudley Moore, 1935 - 2002
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*** The SKINNY gallery ****
Are you fed up with all the so called beautiful skinny celebs in newspapers and magazines? So are we. Take the piss out of Kate, Posh and Calista instead of fat people for a change... add your caption and it shows up straight away... go on, make us laugh
> http://www.spaceruk.com/gallery/fatgallery.html
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Easter's round the corner - why not play with this strange rabbit.
> http://www.esu.lt/andrius/10/go.htm
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*** Do you remember these sweets...? ****
We're compiling a feature on long forgotton sweets. As honoured subscribers here's a sneak peak of our new feature... see how many you remember 54321, Toffos, Pacers, Texan, Screwballs ice cream, Nerds, Dweebs, Wigwams, Space Dust , Spangles, Counters, Nutty Bar, Quatro, Cherry 7Up, Tab Clear , Cherry Coke, Poppets, Dinosaur Eggs and Marathon Thanks to Max, Miles, Thelma and Rob for this list so far. If you get misty eyed over sweets and snacks long forgotton let us know so we can add them to our list... on the messageboard or by sending us an email
> http://www.spaceruk.com/board/index.php
> emailus@spaceruk.com
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Willy Wonka looks like Nic Cage
> http://www.spaceruk.com/news/wonka.jpg
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*** Exclusive UK interview with FARK.com ****
We speak
to Drew Curtis, the creator of FARK.com. A site that links to funny and
interesting news stories submiited by users throughout the world. It now
gets more than 10 million views a month! What's it like to run such a
popular site? We found out...
> http://www.spaceruk.com/features/drew.html
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Oh dear! We lose an hours sleep on Sunday as the clocks go forward - don't
be disheartened - try and win a lazy person's wallclock. Usually worth
£9.95 and exclusive to spacerUK - if you've already entered make sure
you tell your friends...
> http://www.thedotclock.com
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*** Choose your sexual partner carefully ****
In Lebanon,
men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must
be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by
death. Read more rediculous global sex laws on spacerUK...
> http://www.spaceruk.com/features/sexlaws.html
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Recommended links this week...
If you think you live a humdrum life imagine being a McDonalds employee
(unless you already are of course). According to Neil this is utter genius...
> http://conceptlab.com/simulator/
Check out
this brilliant new song called 'Lazy' by X-Press 2 and David Byrne. Pete
Tong's 'Essential New Tune' and Sara Cox's 'record of the week' among
others. You'll find a link to it here...
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/playlist.shtml
A Swedish
replica Knight Rider for sale!
> http://hem.passagen.se/pejj/hemsidatillsalu_en.htm
Use this
link to tell us your favourite site, and it could show up here
> http://www.lazylinks.co.uk
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Tell people about spacerUK - and win biscuits!
> http://www.spaceruk.com/homepage/friend.html
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Mark's crap joke corner
A White Horse goes into a bar.
"A pint of lager please barman"
The Barman replies
"That's funny, I've got a whisky named after you"
And the horse replies...
"What Eric?"
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Join our lazy webring
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http://www.spaceruk.com/links/ring.html
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The lazy club - 29 members so far - please join as we're losing money
and don't want to close. Donate £1 and you'll get a free personalised
membership card. Over £5 and you'll get a lot more... > http://www.spaceruk.com/donation.html
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Happy Easter! Add an extra twist to your bank holiday with our special
Easter challenge - see how many chocolate eggs you can eat before you
puke up.... whoopee
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