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SUK IT - 13
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spacerUK, the lazy person's i-mag
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http://www.spaceruk.com/homeagain.html
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current news and exclusive features
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Every other Thursday
14 March 2002
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the serious edition
> Charity websites
> Bin Laden
> Heart attacks
> Plumbers
> WIN a dotclock!
> Late excuses
> Regular bits
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"I think I've finally accomplished my finest ambition, which is to be
the most boring person on earth. And that's fine with me!" - Jodie
Foster
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*** Are charity websites ethical...? ***
It's not Friends Reunited getting all the clicks and making all the advertising revenue anymore. It's charity sites - feel good with just one click - but are they ethical? Found out in our exclusive report...
> http://www.spaceruk.com/features/charity.html
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Buy a Bin Laden Doll
> http://www.herobuilders.com/photogallery.html
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*** Survive a heart attack ****
If you eat all the wrong stuff and smoke and drink in excess you could be on the way to a heart attack. Oh dear! Even worse is that it usually happens alone. Prepare yourself for the imminent by familiarising yourself with a special - doctor endorsed - online guide
> http://www.spaceruk.com/easylife/heart.php
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Working
yourself into the ground earning a shit wage? You should consider becoming
a plumber. According to a recent report successful workers can earn up
to £70,000 a year. You can choose flexible working hours and charge what
the hell you like! There's a huge shortage in this country so even you
could be in with a chance... give this plumber's personal homepage a look...
> http://www.geocities.com/davidbloomfield/Work.html
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*** The FREE BEER Saga ****
This week
saw our latest FREE beer winner announced. But it doesn't end there. In
a strange twist of competition fate the winner has the same name as her
prize! Stella Sawyer walked away with 24 cans of Stella Artois... Not
only that.. but Stella only discovered she'd won when she looked up her
name on google... and she couldn't believe her eyes. Read more in news...
> http://www.spaceruk.com/homeagain.html
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NEW COMPETITION: Usually worth £9.95 we're giving you the chance to WIN
the totally unique lazy person's wall clock! All you need to do is tell
us why you want one...
> http://www.thedotclock.com
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*** Why
are you late...? ****
What's your excuse? Our new easylife section is dedicated to late excuses.
Put your funny cap on
> http://www.spaceruk.com/easylife
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Recommended links this week...
1. http://www.stupidanimals.freeserve.co.uk
The best collection of funny animals we've seen
2. http://www.total.net/~fishnet/
Weird site, may take a few reads to understand
3. http://www.freakydreams.com/flash.htm
Interpret your dreams
4. http://www.lazylinks.co.uk
Use this link to tell us your favourite site, and it could show up here!
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Tell people about spacerUK - and win biscuits!
> http://www.spaceruk.com/homepage/friend.html
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Mark's crap joke corner
My
best friend has started shagging dogs.
"How low down can you get?" I told him.
"Sausage Dog" He replied.
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Join our webring
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