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SUK IT - 12

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spacerUK, the lazy person's i-mag
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http://www.spaceruk.com
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Every Thursday
28 February 2002
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the short and hairy edition
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"Money can't buy you happiness but it can bring you a more pleasant form of misery" - Spike Milligan 1918 - 2002
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*** We SHAVE famous beards ****

Contrary to popular belief other 'celebrities' owned beards prior to Russell Crowe's world renowned hairy bush. We thought we'd spend 10 minutes photoshopping off well known beards and coming up with ridiculous captions. If you're exceptionally bored and want to find out what Blackbeard hides beneath his namesake you may want to take a look...

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Well after our saunter to Bucks Palace on Tuesday for a press conference we're well excited. We went through the main gates of the palace, through the courtyard and past the room where Her Maj talks to Prince Charles. We're looking forward to our other favourite Queen (Elton John, of course) at the Queen's gaff in July. Don't forget - if you want to hold a street party (and let's face it - any chance to eat sausage rolls and quaff champagne shouldn't be ignored)then download the official online guide here...
> http://www.goldenjubilee.gov.uk
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*** Mark's crap joke corner ****

A sausage walks into a pub and asks for a pint. The landlord says, 'sorry, we don't serve food.'

A man goes into a pub with a jump lead round his neck and asks for a pint. The landlord says 'We can't serve you incase you start something'

Two elephants fell off a cliff. Boom, boom

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Recommended links this week...
1. http://www.fatlaneonline.com/gallery.html
Fantastic pics of skin celebrities made fat(we gave you the wrong URL last time)
2. http://grammy.aol.com/awards/grammy/
Coldplay won best alternative album for Parachutes at The Grammy's last night. Check out the full list of winners here.
3. http://www.beige.madjad.co.uk/welcome.htm
Anti-old people website
4. http://www.lazylinks.co.uk
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