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SUK IT - 11

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spacerUK, the lazy person's i-mag
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Thursday 21 February 2002
20.02.21.02.2002
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the 'not the Brits' edition
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'Cadbury's Caramel is definately my favourite bar. Without a doubt. Not a day goes by without me enjoying one' - John Sunderland, Cadbury's chief executive (the world's largest confectioner)
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*** Easter is on its way ****

Feeling hungry? 100,000 unusable Hear'Say Easter eggs (decorated with ex-band member Kym's face) are available in a Middlesex warehouse.

Creme Eggs are the world's fastest selling chocolate in the run-up to Easter which explains why Cadbury's is the biggest chocolate maker in the world - and about the only growing industry - which may be down to needing that comfort feeling after September 11.

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The front page of the UK 's biggest selling national tabloid, The Sun leads with a story on The World's Tallest man. Does this mean American Tabloids in Ottawa will lead with the world's Fattest Man?
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*** Fat measuring machine ***

Clever people in Cambridge have come up with The Bod Pod. Designed to measure whether you're overweight - or just muscly. So no more excuses!

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When the Friday Thing website started charging for their newsletter we were interested to see whether the idea would sink into oblivion. We were impressed to discover that they now have over 10,000 subscribers each paying £10 a year.
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*** Latest TV news ***

Brad Pitt is jumping on the 'so over' bandwagon and appearing in a fat suit on US Sitcom Friends. He understandably wants to look fat instead of thin. Jennifer Pitt (aka Aniston) is being written out the series

Check out for the new episode of the brilliant comedy Black Books, starring Dylan Moran who also co-wrote the series. Tomorrow, Channel 4, 9.30pm.

Fans of Sex in the City will be excited to know the four girls are due to appear in a special episode of The Simpsons, due to air on Sky One later in the year. Look out for it.

A new series of The Likely Lads is being made - the sitcom about a couple of loafers.

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We've been invited to an exclusive press launch at Buckingham Palace next week in aid of the Queen's concert. We'll let you know how it went. Also, look out for the all new Lazy Quiz entitled 'Which Royal are you?'. We're also doing a bit of a re-design
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*** Max's Movie news ***

Harry Potter and The Philosophers Stone is now the second highest rating film of all. The British-made movie earnt £649 million and has overtaken Star Wars: Episode 1. Titanic is still the highest grossing with £1.3 Billion.

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Carlsberg is about to claim that it's beer is probably the 'fastest' lager in the world after moves to reduce the pouring time of a pint of lager to 14 seconds.
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*** The Rik-O-Meter ***

Find out whether Rik Waller is 'in' or 'out' at the moment. Vote in our sensational Pop Idol 'Is Rik Waller Cool?' poll at our new Rik-o-meter.
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Classic advertising slogans re-written, number 473
- 'and all because the lazy love Milk Tray'

'I cannot imagine a world where chocolate is not a part of everyone's dietry indulgence' - John Sunderland, Cadbury's chief executive (again). We couldn't agree more!

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