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SUK IT - 10
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The weekly(ish) newsletter from spacerUK
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http://www.spaceruk.com
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Sunday 10 February 2002
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the 'about bloody time' edition
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inside this issue
> pop idol - aaargh!
> creme eggs
> competitive stuff
> FREE desktop wallpaper
> overworked Brits
> the all-new lazy club
> max's movie news
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'I'm an internet freak. I'll spend two or three hours a day surfing the
web just looking for ideas and inspiration' - Daryl Denham, new Virgin
radio presenter
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*** Rik Waller's 'musical' debut ****
Fat Reject and spacerUK favourite Rik Waller will bring out a single with a cover version of Whitney Houston's awful - 'I will always love you'. There was also talk of a double A-side with 'Try a little tenderness', his first song on Pop Idol, or with a song he composed himself. We'll have to wait and see. Good Luck, Rik!
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Chocoholics everywhere will be delighted to know that Cadbury's are bringing
out an ice cream version of Creme Egg in the run-up to Easter. It will
be a wafer cone lined with milk chocolate, filled with vanilla ice cream
and a yellow fondant centre. £2.40 for pack of four. Just reading this
has made us peckish.
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*** mad about competitions ****
Competitions on the web are a great way to make money with very little effort. In the space of a week one lucky SUK IT subscriber has won....
Hi, this week I've won...A Ford Fiesta, a football kit for local school and sports team, a £400 website for local school, a Playstation 2, a barbecue heater, trips to Paris, a widescreen TV, a DVD player, £1000 software, an mp3 player, a handheld computer, a mobile phone, a christmas hamper , £1500 worth of software, a mouse money box, shampoo conditioner and hair gel, and a playstation2 game! I can't believe what a week I've had! This list is huge - I love comping and I could go on and on but I'll keep it short...
'Pah! That's nothing!' Can you beat this list? - let us know and you could star in one of our upcoming features... > emailus@spaceruk.com. The FREE BEER winner is announced in news - and they still haven't claimed their prize. Could it be you? Also, our FREE BISCUIT winner will be announced shortly.
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Download pics of burgers, chips and beer for your rather dull looking
computer screen - they're pretty tasty. Plus, put your name down for the
new poo cartoon book. It's the biggest load of crap you'll ever get your
hands on. Yuk.
> http://www.spaceruk.com/shop/shopframe.html
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*** One more reason to stay in bed ****
Oh dear, according to latest polls Brits are among the world's hardest working. We do an average 43.6 hours a week. Yet we only make £16,085 a head compared to £25,538 in the US. Damn! The 'we've got the right idea' French get away with 35 hours a week and the EU a refreshing 40.3. The Japanese haven't quite got the idea with a staggering 47.3 hours work per week. Annoyingly they have the highest life expectancy of 77.2 years. Damn again!
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IT'S
THE LAZY CLUB! For a small £1 donation become a years member of the highly
regarded spacerUK lazy club! Join us and receive your very own personalised
membership card - ideal for showing off in your wallet - and extremely
useful when you're asked to do something. Pay a Fiver and receive not
only a personalised membership card, but also a personalised lazy certificate,
a six-point guide to laziness, a full-size A4 presentation pack - and
- 20% of your donations will go to the registered animal charity 'care
for the wild'. So what are you waiting for?
> hurry, join up at http://www.spaceruk.com/donation.html
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*** Max's movie news ****
ALI G THE MOVIE: Brit comedian and all-round buffoon Ali G is starring in a brand new movie. Filmed on location in Brooklyn, New York City, he plays a kind of bumbling gangster. It's due out in the UK on March 22 and to save you the trouble of downloading the trailer - it's weak pun on the film 'Ali'
MADONNA: Ali G's best mate Madonna is being lined up to sing the next Bond theme tune - and appear in a cameo Role! However, whether she's a villain or a goodie remains to be seen. This will be the 20th Bond movie and has still not been named. More news as we have it.
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